Facebook

Wow. iPod, Facebook - what next, Joey, Schick Quattro?

Yeah, did I ever join Facebook today. Exciting times. So far I've scrounged together something like twenty new Facebook friends who look suspiciously like my ex-MySpace friends who I could've sworn I told never to speak to me again. I think twenty friends may just be enough for right now. I think I'm going to really get to know this bunch and then allow myself another six or so. That's how this is supposed to work, right?

I gotta say though, the sheer number of pictures some people post of themselves - good night. If a picture is worth a thousand words these individuals have re-classified Moby Dick as a My First Reader. The thing is, I rarely see some of these people in the real world. It's like if my life was a movie being continuously projected onto earth by a giant reel-to-reel, I would have seen less frames of them in real life than the amount of pictures I'm now expected to slog through on Facebook.

Me, I'm the one-picture type. Facebook may as well be called Yearbook as far as I'm interested. No I'm not crazy about my hair. Yeah it kind of looks like I've got a boner, what's your point? I'll try again next year.